Before the S#!+ Hits the You-Know-What


One of my brother’s co-workers will never live down that time he said (during a meeting with the company’s top brass)…

“That’s when the shit will really hit the you-know-what…”

The what? The FAN? Why couldn’t you just say “fan”?

Hilarious. This happened years ago and the guy’s co-worker’s BROTHER is still talking about it.

Well, Tuesday is when everything hits the you-know-what for me.

It’s my book’s birthday.

Right now I’m in the eye of the storm. It was a whirlwind getting everything ready for print. Now that it’s all done, there is an eerie moment of calm. But I know everything will blow up again when the book hits the shelves.

I want to take this quiet opportunity to do two things:

  1. Express my gratitude and enjoy this milestone with you, the best readers in the world.
  2. Beg you to pre-order the book TODAY. 🙂

So let’s start with gratitude. Right now I’m taking a deep, satisfied breath. I have seen what we have created…and it is good.

Even if this book never sells another copy, I already view it as a HUGE success. It is a stake in the ground and a stand against manipulators and pushy salespeople. It is a bullhorn for the good guys and gals who have a positive message to share. It’s a collaboration of many individuals, from many different backgrounds, genders, and religions. (People from six different continents have lent their voices to this book!)

I’m humbled. And I’m thankful. Even the world’s most prolific authors only get to enjoy a book birthday a few times in their lives. This is a special occasion made possible by MANY individuals working together. Thank you.

Now go buy a dang copy!

(Kidding/not kidding.)

Truthfully, although this may sound harsh at first…it will make absolutely no difference to my life whether or not you get this book. A few dollars per copy is not going to put me on the straight path to Easy Street. That’s not why I wrote it. I wrote it because I know it will make a huge difference in your life.

If you want to move mountains, you must be able to move people. The skill of influence is the single most valuable skill you can learn to become successful in business or in life.

That’s why I’m shamelessly begging you to pre-order a copy.

BRIBING you, even.

Have you seen the bonuses I’m giving away at I think you’ll agree that any leader, salesperson, or parent would be foolish not to jump on this.

And because it comes out Tuesday, time really is running out.

Some folks got their hands on an advance copy. Here’s what Alese said about it publicly on GoodReads:

“There are books you read once, quickly forgetting it and moving on. THEN you come across a book that is so useful, it becomes a regular resource on your bookshelf. This is that book! Tim David’s newest book TRUE Influence provides practical, life changing information that will change how you interact with others and delivers its promise of creating influence for the positive!”

And Kyle:

“An absolutely amazing book. Direct ideas and tips told in a way that keeps you captivated. Information that can transform your life. Simple, easy and fun to read. Highly recommended.”

And Deborah:

“I was so excited to read this book. I’ve always been somewhat shy, but this book has given me the strength to believe I can influence someone! This is a well written book. It is easy to follow and understand. It should be in every household.”

And Mike:

“Amazing book. Just what I’ve been waiting for my whole life. Tips on how to be more influential. I love Tim’s stories and how it conveys the point in simple and easy to remember ways. Do yourself a favor and get it!”

And Julia:

“This book is a must read, if you value positive communication, if you value people, if you value honesty and integrity, it’s for you. The author Tim David is witty and very entertaining in his writing style, using real life examples to help you see how it’s possible to influence in a positive way. It’s all about human connection and respect. Whether you lead in business or run a home this book will help you communicate better. I loved it!!”

Again I’m humbled and I’m grateful.

The ball is in your court now. Tuesday, December 5th, everything hits the fan and I don’t want you to miss the special pre-order pricing and bonuses.

Here’s what to do right now:

  1. Go to

  2. Choose which package you want.

  3. Complete your order.

(If you’ve already pre-ordered, then please donate a Tweet and/or a Facebook post over at Over 2 million people are already part of tomorrow’s big social media push. Wow!)

Okay that’s it. Wish me luck!

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